Sye is the local barber and I hadn’t been aware that he did home visits. But then again, if Phyllis and Sis told Sye he did home visits, then I doubt the guy dared argue; I know I wouldn’t!Sye was stropping his cutthroat razor when I finally arrived in the kitchen where apparently it had been decided that he was going to perform the surgery. I queried the cutthroat, but Sye insisted that a safety razor would make a real pigs ear of removing my several years growth of beard. Actually I became somewhat concerned at first until I realised that Sye -- not someone I visited in his professional capacity very often -- was taking the rise out of me by pretending he had Parkinson’s or something, as he approached me wielding that bloody great sword. But I have to admit that I hardly felt the old bugger shave the thing from my face.I did however feel his ministrations when he attacked my hair. Shit, when Sye gave you a haircut, it was a little like those one’s I remember from when I was a kid.. ”“Strippers have never been my cup of tea.” Shani laughed.“That was the old Shani, but now look at you! Amazing what you can get used to.” Larry gave her a cutting grin. He looked me in the eye. “I want you to acquisition me a classy broad. Someone famous.”“What?” I frowned. “I don’t--I was told our army was all volunteer...” I referenced the girl who was setting down two tall glasses for my brother and me. She flashed an affirmative smile.“I’ve always liked the term ethically recruited.” Olivia rubbed my leg. “Sure there’s lots of volunteers. Most of your 18 year olds are just such entitled twats looking to gold dig into some rich man’s pocket. Hell, some of them are smug enough to think this cartoon of a theme park is what being rich is all about. The kind of girl who signs up for Fuck Island? Not the kind I’d want attached to my boys.”“Is she talking about us?” Ellie worried.“No,” Mel scoffed.“Damned right, she ain’t!” My dad grinned. “My Livvie’s the best judge of women I’d ever.
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