Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker.So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 80th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life."I've outlived my dick."A Poem - by Willie NelsonMy nookie days are over,My pilot light is out.What used to be my pride and joy,Is now my water spout.Time was when, on its own accord,From my trousers it would spring.But now I've got a full time job,To find the friggin thing.It used to be embarrassing,The way it would behave.For every single morning,It would stand and watch me shave.Now as old age approaches,It sure gives me the blues.To see it hang its little head,And watch me tie my shoes!!Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK :1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT2. FEET. My wife did look great as she had on a very nice outfit that showed off her body nicely. He was shocked as I told him my wife was 48 years old. “No way!” he said. My wife blushed and was enjoying the attention she was getting from him. I decided to go up to the bar and get another drink while I left him with my wife at the table. I was on my way back to the table when a young gentleman pulled me aside. He said, “Do you know anything about that guy at your table with your wife?” “No, not really! He came up and started to chat with us. He seemed like a nice guy,” I said. “You should leave now!” he said back to me. “Why? We are having a great time,” I quickly replied. “Do you see that door down the hallway?” he asked. “Yes, I see it!” I said. “Well, let me tell you a little story about your friend over there at your table. He loves to conquer wives at this club while their husbands watch them get fucked silly. Him and his buddies around the club place bets on whether he can seduce an.
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