"I went into my room and found my ruler in my top desk drawer. Grandma gave it to me years ago when I started school. She told me she'd used it all through school when she was young and she really loved that ruler. It was one of the old fashioned wooden rulers, 12" long, a metal strip from top to bottom on one side for drawing straight lines. Not the cheap balsa wood rulers they give away. This one was thick and two and a half inches wide. It was even varnished. I hit the palm of my hand. It made a satisfying sound and was strong enough that I knew it wouldn't break. I stopped by the bathroom and picked up some lotion Les was always using on her legs. I put it in my back pocket, then walked into her room. I used the ruler on my hand as I walked through the door. I heard a sudden intake of breath as the ruler snapped against my palm.We each had desks in our rooms for doing our homework. I walked over to Les's and pulled out the high-backed chair that was sitting under it and turned it. He Looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? does It Look Like I have "ge" stamped on my forehead? I don't think so.Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close Right to which he Replied, fix the fridge door? does It look Like I have "westinghouse" stamped on my forehead? I don't think soFine, she says then you could at Least fix the steps to the front door? they are about to break I'm Not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps.He says, does It Look Like I have "ace" hardware stamped on my forehead? I don't think so I've had enough of you I'm going to the bar!!!!So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home as he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house, he sees the hall Light Is working.As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door Is fixed.Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?she said,.
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