" She winked at me."Hey," I joked, "You could write a new tune for the Dixie Chicks, a sequel to 'Goodbye Earl' entitled 'Goodbye Dick.' Are you going to have a funeral or something for your dick? How do you say 'Goodbye Dick' I wonder? Maybe you should see a taxidermist and get the sucker stuffed." Great idea! Get it stuffed and stick it in my purse, and when someone tells me to 'go fuck yourself' I pull it out of my skirt, lift my skirt, and do it. That or get it pickled and exhibit it at the Tate Modern for a million bucks." Geez, I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for this occasion, like 'Sorry you lost your dick but glad you're now a chick' seems appropriate." We both began giggling hysterically."They bury animals don't they?" Samantha questioned. "I think I should bury my dick." No, no, let's slice it up for cocktail snacks! By the way, the proper way to say farewell to your private anatomy is to make sure the doctors keep you awake during the procedure and. "Honey, have you ever watched girls sit?" Mark's mother asked."Yes? I mean I guess so?" Mark said."Then just do the same thing when you sit." Mark's mother said holding back any details on how Mark was supposed to do that. She was a little curious over him knowing or not."Like this?" Mark said as he ran both hands down his skirt as he sat."Exactly like that." Mark's mother said confirming something but not sure what it was yet. She too was wishing she had him put panties on first. She decided she'd push a little as she added, "try those shoes on and see how they fit, and I'll be right back."Mark bent and picked up the first box opening to a pair of white patent leather Mary Jane shoes. They were clearly meant for a little girl as Mark slipped the left shoe over his left foot. They were a bit big which made him put the sock on. Almost just right Mark noted with the lace sock on. He did the other foot as the door opened again."Mom, what are those for?" Mark asked already knowing since.
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