. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!”I opened my bedroom curtains very early this morning and to my astonishment saw a fox having a fight with a hedgehog.The hedgehog won on points.Just bought the wife a new sheepdog fur bra...”Aww” she said, “will it keep my tits warm?”I said “No, but it’ll round ‘em up and point ‘em in the right direction!”A farmer is getting dressed in the morning when his wife asks him why his Wellington boots have L and R marked on them “That’s so I know which boot to put on which foot, I put the R one on the right foot and the L one on the left foot” the farmer told his wife, to which she replied, “Ah, so that’s why my knickers have C&A on them”Two Women were chatting in office... Woman 1: “I had a fine evening, how was yours... ?”Woman 2: “It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep. How was yours... ?”Woman 1: “Oh it was. "You're pretty fast," I told her when I could talk."State champion, three years in a row."I laughed, "I'll ask next time before I ask for a race."Mandy grinned at me, "Wise decision, but you're no slouch yourself!"We walked the 50 yards of my back lawn to the patio doors that opened up into the indoor pool and workout area next to it."Wow!" Mandy said, looking around, "This is perfect!" I went behind the little pool bar, "Beer or soda?" I asked her."Water." I don't like beer."I gave her a cold Perrier bottle after opening it, and she walked into the weight machine room."What do you think?" I asked and took a slug of beer."Amazing, I wish I had this at home." Hey, you're welcome to use it. I'm gone most of the day flying, but I'm usually home by late afternoon." You'd do that?" She asked."Sure, why not?" I'll take you up on that for sure." Bring your suit, and you can use the hot tub or pool if you want."After the tour, Mandy thanked me and jogged off to her home. I sort of liked her.
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