Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. ... and as someone recently said to me:Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.This one is compliments of BobTest for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them. Cindy says you guys are going to fish in another tournament tomorrow and you've asked Cindy to go along." I'm pleased to meet you, Mrs. Hogan," I replied. "Is it okay for Cindy to go?"Cindy's mom looked at Cindy, smiled and said, "Yes, she can go. I know her boyfriend is going to be there too."Brad had come into the room and the five of us traded glances, watching Cindy's mom's face and remaining silent. When she smiled, I relaxed.Mrs. Hogan turned to Mrs. Waters, grinned and said, "Sarah and I had a long talk this afternoon. I must admit I'm not entirely happy about this. However, I don't want Cindy to go sneaking around either. She could have lied and said your parents were going to be there and I probably wouldn't have questioned her. Cindy told me the truth and when I heard you kids were going to be alone on the boat, I said no. Then Sarah talked to me and changed my mind."Cindy's mom took a sip from her coffee cup and continued. "I want you kids to be careful, have a good time.
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