”Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.“And why not?” asks Stan.“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?”Stan says nothing.The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle.”Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, “You’re sure you want a nephew?”“Yes,” the brother replies. “It would be an honor.”“Well, congratulations, you’re holding him.”Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.“Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” asked the one.“Well, not exactly.” His friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”“Oh, I see, kinky, huh?”“Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of. Madame held up a hand to assure him this was not my case and I was thankful at least she regarded me highly enough on that matter. “When you fell was Cornelia not standing in the field plowing as naked as the day is long?” Abigail suggested that I was of low moral character after all. The Professor raised his eyebrows at the shocking imagery that Abigail painted and I found myself at a loss of words for explanation. He asked “IS that why your son asked if some women play at being ponies? Do you wear a tail when you prance and cavort about?”“No, but I pulled the plow as we have no proper horse or donkey, Sir” I admitted.“In front of your son and Abigail?” the Professor was shocked by the mere suggestion even though earlier he had seemed to think it was a funny idea.I looked to Madame and Abigail for help but had no choice but to answer yes that they had seen me.“I have had some success with two women such as you that were camp followers and only by constant discipline was I able to.
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