“if you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.” Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “how long will this take?” She asks. “they’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies. The wife stops. “why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?” The husband shrugs. “why not, it worked for your ass, didn´t it?” :cumbuddy:Grandma loves orangesA young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough,. Could I..."She stared at him wide-eyed for a few brief seconds, then sprinted for her room to get the shampoo, conditioner, dryer, and brush.Several minutes later, he was brushing her out, and she asked him "Have you ever done this to one of your girlfriends?" No, I never have. I... I haven't had a girlfriend since... well, you know." You're kidding! A hunk like you? What's wrong with those coeds?" I, uh, haven't really been interested. None of them measured up," he explained."Measured up to what?" she demanded. "Have you set some kind of impassible standard for your girlfriends?" Well, yeah, I have. It's you." Oh, Matt! Have I just gone and made it worse for you?" No, it couldn't get any worse," he stated. "And besides, you've got Andy. I'm thrilled for you and I wouldn't do anything to hurt that. Um, what would he think about what you just did." I told him I was going to try to do it - and more. He knows how I feel about you. You know, the reason I fell so hard for Andy is because.
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