”She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.If you know any Republicans that would get a chuckle out of this, share it with them.Most Democrats will just delete it; I guess the logic escapes them...TWO MALE SENIORS DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHELTHE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, ‘GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK. I’M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.’THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, ‘YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL. ” Jan just laughed. “Go in your boxers. I’m going in my pants and bra. What about you Carmen?” she winked at me as she pulled her top off. She knew I had a thing for Joel. He was 5’11 with dark hair and eyes and a great tan that showed he was a true Italian. We had fooled around once before, but I had been too drunk to remember. I’m mostly a shy girl next door type. I’m 5’5, brown eyes, and red blonde hair, kind of chubby, with 38d tits. “Sure I’ll go in but I don’t want my pants soaked.” I started to strip down to my new cupcake bra, with matching thong. Jan jumped into the water and splashed us. I laughed at her and followed suit. The water was colder than I imagined. My nipples becoming instantly hard, I started to shiver. Joel looked at me. “You cold?” I just nodded my head for fear of my teeth starting to chatter. He reached over and grabbed my waist pulling me towards him, and hugging me to his chest. “Oh you are cold. I wonder how I can get you warm?” he whispered in my ear as.
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