.you wouldn’t want me to get bitten by a giant snake or anything would you?”“Take it easy or I’ll have to leave you home young lady” he said teasing her.“I’m going to clear up” “No no Hun, you go and try on your new clothes and I’ll clear up”The first gown was a royal blue wet look halter top mini dress that clung to every curve in Gemma’s body. The low cut front gave just a taste of the treasure that lay beneath. “Very nice but very adult don’t you think?” Her dad said.“Do you want me to pass as your wife or a girl guide?”“You look spectacular baby girl”Although she wanted everyone to think or to know rather, that she was his woman it still made her tingle all over when he called her baby girl. She floated back into the bedroom to try on her other gown which was her favourite so she spent time accessorising. Since finding out their dinner plans for the following evening she knew she wanted to wear this one. She didn’t want to be the room service girl tomorrow night she wanted to be. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change. Oh, and a casserole.Mormons: 5. One man to change the bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it.Pentecostals: 10. One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will go on and off.Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern.
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