“Today I have Emporiums on all the planets of the solar system. I have thirty designers working for me, and we do a brisk business.”“How much do you charge?”“Well, people who ask that question cannot afford me. I occasionally will give a little discount if the client accepts to have a tattoo on their butt saying ‘Designed by Bert'. Now, what brings you to me beautiful?”“Bert, I want to go back to being male again.”“Just that? Nothing fancy, no double dong, no pussy and dong combo?”“No, nothing fancy but I need a big cock. I am getting married and both the wives and the other husband insist. Oh, and no tattoo. What will that cost me?”“For you Sam, it’s free. I will even design it myself. Just sit back and let me sketch some ideas and we will get it done today. Would you like a drink while you wait?”Half an hour later he comes back in with a folio of sketches. We discuss and I suggest some modifications to the design. Next thing I know I am whisked to an operating theater. I am put. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick.The nurse says, “Oh he’s out in Rehab exercising”.Paddy couldn’t believe it, but there’s Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm.The very next day he’s back at work in the saw mill.A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital.Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.The nurse replies, “He’s out in the Rehab again exercising”.And sure enough, there’s Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.The nurse breaks down and.
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