She was absolutely beautiful, with a body built for sex, and totally unaware of her beauty. She was raised in West Texas in a redneck family, and had never even been given flowers before I met her. She moved to Virginia when she was nineteen to go to school, and to escape her rather hard life in Texas.We met at school, and were instantly attracted to each. Our relationship was great until she began to nag me about marriage. I settled the question by getting a job that required me to travel a lot, so that our time together was spent mainly on sex. It was during one of my home visits that the following incident came to pass. After dinner and a few drinks at a favorite bar, Libby and I headed back to her house, a small cottage near the beach on the Chesapeake Bay. As usual, I had been hard as a rock for most of the evening, mainly because Libby was wearing one of her slutty outfits. At five nine and in high heels she was nearly as tall as I am, and her bright red hair hung in ringlets. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.This is compliments of PepereOld one, but still good for a laugh.ALTAR BOY’S CONFESSION ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Dominic Savino?’‘Yes, Father, it is.’‘And who was the girl you were.
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