Watching all this, the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department’s work and was so grateful that his farm had been spared, that right there on the spot he presented the volunteers with a check for $1,000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. “That ought to be obvious,” he responded, wiping ashes off his coat. “The first thing we’re gonna do is get the Goddamned brakes fixed on our fire truck.THE IRATE CUSTOMERFor all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we all love! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.A crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the. Nothing if not an utterly obedient housewife, or at least former housewife, she did as she was told.“Would you undo your housecoat for me?” She could not look up at him, but meekly untied the cord. It fell open at the front, revealing a white silk nightdress that was so long he could not even see her feet.“Well, don’t be shy, let’s have a look at you then.” She shrugged her shoulders and the thick woollen housecoat fell to the floor. The nightdress revealed almost no cleavage, and the straps looked thick enough to support boulders the same size as her.“Hmm… that’s not going to do at all. A man sees you in that, he’s going to think you’re some sort of arctic explorer, not a hot blooded Irish vixen!” She giggled again despite her embarrassment. “Let’s see what else you’ve got. Would you go into your room please, and put on whatever you think your sexiest underwear is. Go on, now please.” She went.It took her ten minutes to select something to wear, and another five minutes to summon up.
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