The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!CuckooBefore leaving to attend a Doe party for her best friend, Muffy promised her husband Bob she would be home by midnight.Well, the party was great, and the drinks went down way too easily. Muffy was a bit loaded when she headed home about 3am. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Bob would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with her husband. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos—MIDNIGHT!)The next morning, when Bob asked Muffy what time she got in, she told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem pissed in the least. “Whew, ” Muffy thought, “I got away with that. . I ... was all sweaty ... so I took a shower," I explained,going with the truth since I couldn't come up with a lie.Ashley giggled at my answer. "See? Isn't he adorable?"Claire rolled her eyes at her friend. "You'd better be careful, Owen.Ashley's got a thing for younger guys." They're so cute and eager to please. Plus, I just love teaching 'emwhere everything goes," Ashely confirmed, winking suggestively at me.Heat flushed my cheeks at the insinuation. "I ... uhm ... well ... "This time both girls giggled at me. "I think you broke him, Ash." That's okay. I'll just kiss it and make it all better," Ashley toldher friend, before turning back to beckon me over. "Come on over here,kid. I wanna know what crazy thing you were thinking when you decidedto crash Charlie's party like that."Needing no further invitation, I hopped the short fence and hurried overto where the girls were sitting. "Well ... Ian, my friend from theparty, and I were just thinking that we were ready for a.
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