Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.“Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep.“Son, do you see what your mother is doing?” The boy nods yes.“Do you know what that is?” The boy nods.“Doesn’t that bother you?”“Naaaaaaaaaaaah!”How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?If she can run faster that her brothers.Everybody from the North thinks everybody from the South is just sitting around, barefoot, wearing overalls, eating grits, watching ‘Hee Haw,’ listening to country music, drinking Jack. Luke opened the door and smiled nervously. ‘Lise!! It…it’s good to see you,’ he exclaimed. ‘I…I’ve been thinking about you a lot. Are…are you all right?’ ‘Is…is it OK that I stopped by without calling?’ Lise asked. She was elated to see the delight that had appeared in Luke’s eyes when he saw her. ‘Of course it is!’ Luke said. ‘I…I kept telling myself I should call you, but…I…I guess I wasn’t sure whether you wanted me to and all, you know…’ ‘How are you, Luke?’ she asked, ‘Are…are you all right?’ ‘I…I’m fine, I…I’ve been back to work for a couple of weeks now,’ Luke replied. ‘I…I’m back on nights. I really am sorry I didn’t call.’ ‘You don’t have to apologize,’ Lise said. ‘Would…would you like a cup of coffee or something?’ Luke asked. Lise smiled. ‘I’d love a cup of coffee,’ she said. ‘Do you have any made?’ ‘I’ll make some right away,’ Luke said, his heart pounding. The two of them went into Luke’s apartment. Lise sat at the kitchen table watching while Luke started the coffee.
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