”“I do not understand,” said the other.The first Arab says, “I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, “I am Captain Canada, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”I said, “No shit?”God Bless CanadaThis one is compliments of neubergerHere is one that should come with a warning to not drink or eat while reading.“As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his
fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and
went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at
Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore. So as usual as any day he came back from his college around 3-4pm took a nap for an hour and then went out for a ride and hanging out with friends.Now Adam and his friends do one great thing, they go green and they worship Lord Shiva everyday :P for those who haven’t understood they smoke weed, a lot of weed. Their college conversations happen over smoking a joint. They smoke around 9-10 joints a day you guys get an idea :P. So Adam took his car out from the basement and started to ride. He called one of his friends and said I am coming in 10 min be ready. He goes to his friend’s place and waits for him . The friend comes after 20 mins, as soon as he gets in the car Adam says “ U fucker what took you so long” the friend replies his Mom is sick so . Adam says sorry bro and starts driving. He gives the stuff (weed) to his friend to crush and they both had a long day at college Adam says crush for 2 joints one won’t do anything today.Adam is driving he takes it on the outskirts of the.
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