“Gee, honey. Looks like all those bicep curls have been paying off,” she would say, giving it a few squeezes. “You must be swotting away the girls.” I shrugged. I was. My birth mother had been a stunner like Mom and thankfully I’d inherited my looks from her, not Dad. I was six-foot-one, broad shouldered and confident. I’d lost my virginity when I was sixteen to Missy Mansell, a popular varsity cheerleader, two years my senior. She’d told me my dick was a lot bigger than some of the seniors she’d slept with.I enjoyed the extra attention from Mom and became increasingly more brazen with my compliments too. One morning, she turned up for our gym session in a pair of new shiny, high-rise leggings and a tight gray t-shirt cropped just above her belly button. Her tits stretched her crop top far out in front of her body and I watched them bounce against each other heavily as she came down the stairs. They were easily the size of cantaloupes.“Whoa, Mom. Looking good,” I blurted. Itwas a number he'd picked at random."Hello," a voice came over the speaker. It was a woman's voice, though hecouldn't tell her age.He tried a southern accent this time. "Hello, ma'am. Is Jerry there?" There's no Jerry here." She was beginning to get annoyed. Well, why not.This was the fifth time he'd called in less than ten minutes.Andy leaned back in his chair and took a swig of beer. He loved playingthis game with people. He wasn't as good at it as his idol, Bart Simpson,but then, Bart had better writers, and _nobody_ was as dumb as Moe, thebartender. All in all, it was a great way to kill a Saturday night. Or, atleast, as good a way as he was able to find.Andy had moved to Uniontown about six months before. He was a shytwenty-year old, who hadn't made more than a couple of very casualacquaintances in that time. He was thin, with shaggy brown hair and veryfew social skills of any sort. He made up for it by playing silly jokeslike this. It was just before April Fools Day, and he.
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